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That's where I saw the leprechaun, he told me to burn things.
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Hall of The Dude's thoughts
If the entire east coast is a Metropolis and there is no such place as Gotham City, Superman's gettin' screwed.
If I was parachuting and my chute didn't open I think i would pretend to swim, yeah that would be funny.
I'm sorry you got offended when I used the word crap at the table, but I couldn't think of any other words to describe your cooking.
If I knew I had only one day left to live, I think I would use one of my sick days.
If I streaked in etheopia, would anyone notice.
Why do coffee cups come with that stupid little lid, if you don't want to spill your coffee you shouldn't be drivin' with it.
If I were a vegitable I'd be be a carrot.
I would love to see Mr. T and ET get in a fight, yeah it would be a hell of a matchup.
I'm going to name my first child Chewbacca.
If a monkey urinated in my hand it would piss me off.
If you want my opinion, death by fire is numero uno in the pain department.
Monkies in pants and clown in ltiile cars make people laugh, the guy on the Highwire screwing up makes me laugh.
if Giligan screwed up their rescue so many times why didn't they just kill him.
I once mourned for a man with no shoes until I met a man with no wang.
You got to think Shaggy is the biggest pot head in the world, I mean he's always got the munchies and he spends all his time talkin' to a dog.
Why are people always yelling at me, I think they would learn by now to just stay away from me because I'll just piss them off.
What is Jack sauce, and why do they always want to put it in my burger.
Scooby Doo can doo doo but Jimmy Carter is smarter.
A penut is neither a pee nor a nut, no wait it is a nut.
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He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
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Once I fell down the stairs on my head, the doctors said I damaged my brian, but I know they were just messin'with me. iugfyigfiygfdskgdshg
Once I hit my Brother in the nuts with a baseball bat, and when he stopped crying he kicked the crap out of me.
Once I went to the doctors to get a shot, but when he was done he said he gave me the wrong shot, now I have no pubic hair.
A couple of years ago I had a fight with Mario, he's kinda' a wuss but he's a dirty fighter. He kept kneeing me in the nuts. After a while I got sick of it so I bit him. He started to cry and when I tryed to comfort him he grabbed my nipple and twisted.
I used to wear a toupee, but it got stolen, now I know nobody will steal it because I glued it to the celling.
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Cheese makes me gassy.
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<- Oh come on, you would have put it on your page too
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